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Greatest Zitts

by The Zitts

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1.
Got the Right 02:57
lyrics
You got the right to make love If you really really want to You got the right to value All the coins in your collection You got the right to change up Any of these lyrics if you want to You got the right to sell out In your own special way Ooo So you need a friend, in a suckers game I've been known to come clean But you’re gonna be a bad dream And I'll lean up Cuz I'm making hope decide And I need your horror Who's the swindler and who's the sucker? YEAH! YEAH! You got the right
2.
Don't Be Frightened 03:40
lyrics
I've been so, turned on, for so long I've been wrong, to write, this song Don't be frightened by The sound of our name 'Cause we're not frightened by The sound of your name Don't be frightened I’d been so, turned off, for so long I've been rotten to write and that scares you Don't - be frightened I've been so - pissed off - for so long I've been rot - ten to write - and that scares you You're one - cigarette away You're one - cigarette away from death You're one - cigarette away Don't be frightened - by the sound - of our name We're not frightened by - the sound - by the sound of your name Don't be frightened - no - by the sound - of our name We're not frightened by - the sound - by the sound of your name
3.
The Zitt Theme 04:23
lyrics
Come on! I am a little Zitt, won't you pop me? I am a little Zitt, won't you squeeze me? I am a little Zitt, won't you pop me? I am a little Zitt, won't you squeeze me? I am a little Zitt, won't you pop me? I am a little Zitt, won't you squeeze me? Tell me darlin' I am a little Zitt, won't you pop me? ‘CuzI am a little bit Frank Sinatra, what? Set yourself up now, satisfactory. I am a little Zitt won't you pop me? I am a little Zitt won't you squeeze me? Tell me darlin' I am a little Zitt won't you pop me? ‘Cuz I am a little bit Frank Sinatra Hey I’m clean, what you mean Mirror mirror on the wall, yeah! People lean into me Comer on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Solo I am a little won't you pop me? I am a little won't you squeeze me? I am a little won't you pop me? ‘Cuz I am a little bit Frank Sinatra Whoo! I am a little Zitt won't you pop me? I am a little Zitt won't you squeeze me Woh ooo woh ooo woh ooo I am a little Zitt why won't you pop me? ‘Cuz I am a little bit Frank Sinatra
4.
X-Rated 02:06
lyrics
I never meant to say to you But I hope my love would always stay true I never meant to play some kind of game with you But sometimes I really don’t know what to do 'Cause I'm an x-rated mother fucker And a g-rated son of a bitch I'm two different guys and going out of my mind I'm an x-rated mother fucker I never meant to say to you But I'd hope my love would always shine through I never meant to mess with you But I've got two sides and don't always know who will show 'Cause I can be an x-rated mother fucker Or some kind of g-rated son of a bitch I don't always know which Please try and forgive my fix I'm an x-rated mother fucker, Ooo I'm an x-rated mother fucker And a g-rated son of a bitch - i said I'm an x-rated mother fucker And a g-rated son of a bitch I'm two different guys And I'm going out of mind I'm two different guys And I'm going out of mind I'm two different guys And I'm going out of mind I'm an x-rated mother fucker
5.
Drive to a Song 03:20
lyrics
Why do you, why do you, why do you, why do you Why do you, why do you, why do you do what you do If I could change the world Into all I've felt and all I've seen I would change the world If I could change the world Into all I've felt and all I've seen I would change the world I would! If I could change the world Into all those things my grandma told me about I would change the world What'd you say? Why do you, why do you, why do you, why do you Why do you, why do you, why do you do what you do If I could change the world Into everything my grandma told me about I would change the world
6.
A&P 05:01
lyrics
I really wanna ride to the A&P and it's that easy I really wanna ride to the A&P to get my medicine I really wanna ride to the A&P and it's that easy I really wanna ride, I really wanna ride I want to, I want to, I want to want to ride Cha! Where's the dealer, what's the price to begin? Where's he dealing, where's he dealing? Cuz I want to be loved And I would like to cop to I'm a cop who can't afford you I wanna taste it! Here's to all the people riding around And wait 'til you can't be like him no more Hey it's a lying light and you really like this thing And you really like this thing Say to me that you don't want to be You want to be the lover in my bed But I know that you know that I know that you're sick in the head Where's the dealer, what's the price to begin? Where's he dealing, where's he dealing? Cuz I want to be loved And I would like to cop to I'm a cop who can't afford you Yeah, I wanna taste it! I really wanna ride to the A&P I really wanna ride to the A&P and it's that easy I really wanna ride to the A&P and it's that easy I really wanna ride, I really wanna ride Boo!
7.
The End of the Night 03:53
lyrics
The show is over It's time to say goodbye My baby's calling me to come over She's got that dirty look in her eye, oh yeah Oh yeah Holy angels or dirty devils baby Which will it be tonight? Do you want some of my tender love baby Or the kind we have just after we fight? Oh yeah It's the end of the night We hope The Zitts made you feel alright We'd love to stay and play some more now But my baby's heading for the door And she knows she's got something in store Sloan on the drums Jay Oh on the bass And I'm Regal Standard And we are the Zitts, whoo! It's the end of the night Oh it's the end of the night Oh it's the end of the night Oh it's the end of the night Yeah, we got a problem We got a problem Yeah yeah yeah yeah Ooo, yeah yeah yeah yeah Ooo, yeah yeah yeah yeah Ooo, yeah yeah yeah yeah It's the end of the night It's the end of the night Ooo yeah...
8.
Cheesecake 07:17
lyrics
Wednesday 6:28 pm Hello Larry, My name is Paul. I'm going to get back to you son. I heard about your wonderful band. I was wondering if you knew any Perry Cuomo scores? I'd like you to come to my son's bar mitzvah. So uh, I'm going to be getting back in touch with you. My son like's that kind of shit. So uh, I'm going to call you back probably sometime tomorrow. Ok, right now it's today, it's uh, Wednesday, February 15th, 1995 in the year of, of our uh, Of our uh, bar mitzvah. It's at six fifty-eight and uh twenty three seconds. And uh I heard your band was really really good. I heard it was awesome, kick ass. That's what all the kids are saying about you. You guys got what it takes baby, you're gonna go all the way. But I'm gonna call you back, And we're gonna get together and we're gonna do this bar mitzvah. You can swear and everything, my fuckin' parents don't care. Ok bye. CHEESECAKE!
9.
Tear Glass 02:21
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10.
I Wanna Get High 05:16
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I want to get high, so high I want to get high, so mother fuckin' high I want to get high, so high Why that's the funk elastic, the blunt quested The slamafied, Buddhafied funk on your discus Oh, what, you missed this? You gots to bear witness Catch a ho and another ho, Merry Christmas Yes I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip I wrote shit rolled the blunted at once to approach it Forward motion, make you sway like the ocean The herb is more than just a powerful potion What's the commotion? No, I'm not jokin' around People learnin' 'bout, what you're smokin' My oven's on high and I roast the quail Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale Exhale, now you felt the funk and the power Feel the effects, I want to get high! I want to get high, so high I want to get high, so mother fuckin' high I want to get high, so high Takin' hits from the bong Takin' hits from the bong Takin' hits from the bong Takin' hits from the mother fuckin' bong, come on! High...high...high...high, high, high! Who wants to get high? (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) Who wants to get high? (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) She want's to get high (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) He want's to get high (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) We wanna get high (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) We gonna get high (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) We gonna get high (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) We gonna get high, yeah (Hits from the bong, hits from the bong) American woman, let me smoke this weed American woman, mama let me be American woman, stay away Bye, bye Bye, bye Bye, bye Bye, bye, yeah Righteous I want to get high, so high I want to get high, so mother fuckin' high I want to get high, so high Thank you good night!

about

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In the heart of Ficken, Germany, sometime between 1984 and 2024, brotherz Regal and Sloan converged with their zpiritual zibling Jay Oh to share a love of zychedelic drugz, freeform jamming and rock ‘n’ roll. They called themzelves The Zitts, in honor of their eccentric grandfather, Heinrich Zitt, whose rebellious nature and muzical madnezz courses through their veins. Over two score years, The Zitts had many clandeztine mind-altered jam zessions. Much of their output was shrouded in mystery…until now.

“One dark and ztormy night, Grandpa Heinrich came to me in what zeemed like a fever dream,” sez Regal. “He handed me a cazzette with the wordz ‘Greatest Zitts’ zcrawled on it. At that moment I knew I needed to go on a quezt into the bunker.”

The Zitts’ magnum opus, Greatest Zitts was unearthed from deep in Regal’s bunker. Recorded in an undisclosed location at an unknown hour, this “live” album is an acid trip, oops! *Ahem* zonic odyzzey through time, space and Regal’s hard drive. The azzault startz with the warm sludges of “Got the Right.” From here, The Zitts’ mind-altered rollercoazter chugz off its trackz. There are the hellish highs of midnight runs to the “A&P” and the heavenly lows of the rudderlezz “Don’t Be Frightened.” From the Aquanet fumez of 1986 Sunset Strip comes “X-Rated” whose crunchinezz gets even stickier in the all-out metal “Drive to a Song.” Exciting? Sure, but also kind of terrifying. Greatest Zitts cementz The Zitts’ position as Rock Godz.

“Greatest Hits is like zwimming in a bowl of every pozzible emotion,” sez Sloan. “After experienzing it you won’t know if you got punched in the face or made love to. Maybe both?”

Jay Oh addz, “Here’s a couple two three thingz I've learned being a Zitt: Drugz can make you think your muzic is much better than it actually iz.”

Brave soulz! Greatest Zitts commandz you to embark on a rock 'n' roll voyage. What adventurez lie within The Zitts univerze? To quote “The Zitt Theme,” “I am a little Zitt, won’t you pop me?” Do it and find out.

credits

released April 20, 2024

Laurence Schroeder guitar, vocals, keyboards
Justin Oettinger bass guitar
Sloan Schroeder drums

written and performed by Laurence Schroeder, Sloan Schroeder and Justin Oettinger
produced and mixed by Laurence Schroeder
additional mixing by Ken Sluiter
mastered by Hans Dekline
cover photo and concept by Laurence Schroeder
cover design by Laurence Schroeder

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